All files uploaded with WS_FTP in ASCII format, all CHMOD set properly, everything in the right places. I don't know what else there is to do... Everything is as it says in the instructions.

If you'd like you can email me your FTP information and I will see if I can find the problem.

I have taken a look via FTP. It is not a UBB configuration problem. The problem still appears to be server related.

Contact your host and ask them to check your error log. It may help track down where the problem is.

Will do. Thanks. Like mentioned in an above message, is it just configured wrong? I'm going to insist they re-install perl again, fully, and I'll see what happens.