We celibate Guy Fawkes to keep the cheap Chinese Fire Work imports in business.

It gets louder every year.
I don't have to join the army i think i know what a war zone
sounds like. Talk about money going up in smoke.

And to top it off around the uk councils have cancelled
"Bonfires" to reduce there carbon footprint and to
reduce the damage to the environment.

And what of Tradition ! <mad>

Of course all these idiots who set of these fireworks - have no thoughts for animals who suffer even more than we do

I don't think Harlow knows how to be politically correct.
The fireworks are AMAZING - and I say that after attending 'Royal' firework parties at a number of state functions around the world.

And they have a 'bugger' of a bonfire

Duck Tape :lol:

Why would you want to tape up a duck? It's Duct Tape you prune!

No wonder Giz hasn't been seen for a while. You've sent him on an impossible mission.

:thinks: We need more impossible missions for Gizmo

http://www.duckproducts.com/products/subcategory.asp?CatID=1&SubID=1

So what is this then

DUCT

from the hvac industry to tape up air ducts..

or, if you've ever watched McGuyver .. he can do anything with a paper click, duct tape and a swiss army knife!

However Duck tape does exist in the same way as sellotape does

I have a kid and a abest friend that acts like he's 5; always...

Actually, there is a brand of Duct Tape named "Duck Tape" ;)...

Nothing is impossible, just look at this post count lol...

err... didn't I already say this