I'm actually lost for words - for once!
Oh where oh where to start?
Well I live in Essex, so I get a nice 10mb connection normally. But when visiting - (usually elder family members) well they generally aren't bothered with that internet stuff that us young 'uns are so worked up about.
As for being called driv - well that's my adopted name given to me by the village elders of Harlow after single handedly defeating the man eating vampire sloth of Old Epping Towne....
C'mon mate - let's go and have a pint.
beep beep sweAAAAK boop bvvvtz <<<--- modem impression!