well, a random quote box ain't too hard to do.. if you really want one, ask @
UBBDev.. someone might slap one together for you

i've already done something similar with the shoutbox.. i created a shoutbox bot named 'Ricky Poo' (not after Rick Baker, but Rick Ashley -- long story short -- google Rick Rolled

)
anyway, I gave Ricky Poo a slight case of tourettes syndrome and he has various triggers as to when he decides to shout.. keeps the shoutbox lively

reason i mention it, is that he does the same idea of pulling a random quote and random person (optional) to direct his response too.. he even has a random smiley .. so far, he's fooled about 10 people who think he's real for a time..
i even got some requests to ban the poor bashtid

"If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ? :shrug:",
"Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.",
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.",
"Why dont blind men skydive? Because it scares the [bleep] out of the dog",
"Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a [bleepin] Indian.",
and so on..