Easy this one,
what's the Gossip in a Headline format in your house today?


Sitting in the Dark

Hiding upstairs as the Kids keep knocking lol
(They ask for £1's not sweets )

If i leave them long enough ?
Will the dishes wash themselves?

So what's the headlines in your house tonight??

Ignore it and it will go away

Don't look at the phone when you walk past it and work won't phone you with a call-out. 2 more days to go.

Whats that Noise ?

Lack of Sleep again because . . .
The Missus is asleep and Snoring for England

Lack of Enthusiasm to Upgrade

UBB member Mark S was today accused of gross neglect after evidence was clearly displayed in his signature that he is still running version 7.2.2. Mark S was unavailable for comment but a source located not far from him posted a message on the forum to make him aware of the situation before any offence was taken by the hard working developer, who is allegedly, reported to be out 'Trick or Treating' in a red frock and gimp mask, tugging franticly on a lead attached to a Gizmo in a bask. We'll have more on that story later.

i am home with my loot

Mouse chases the Red Cross

Just spent the last 4 mins chasing this dam fool.

Click Me

SUED - False allegations
Unfair and UnSubstantiated Comments are being investigated by
the Tinternet Police.

When The Member Only known as "Mark S " was asked about the
comments he replied. "Ive been Busy" and i plan to upgrade
in December when i have a week off work

DEAD - Ok, so not really...
Wiped out, nice long walk tonight, I enjoyed it... Was still hurting from yesterdays company and having to cater on them and walk a mile and a half to get them lol...

Hope everyone had a good halloween..

Damned Cat!
driv spends sleepless night as cat jumps around bedroom after deciding it's too damned chickenshit to spend a night outside becasue of Halloween!

Missus Looks just the same ?
Halloween is over and the Missus looks the same?
What's that all about then ??

Why do we allow halloween and fireworks?

Just an excuse to terrorise old folk (halloween) and an excuse to scare all cats and dogs rotten (fireworks that will go on for the next 4 weeks).

Thanks to all the mindless idiots who have no thoughts for others!!!

Never had Trick or Treat when I were 'lad
by driv (age 64)

We never had this nonsense when I were a young 'un complained a bitter old fart.
He went on to say - I went away to sunny climates for a few years then when I got back there were reprobates and thugs roaming the streets every Halloween.

All householders over 25 should be armed he said then fell backwards down a flight of stairs leaving a trail of Stella-Artois cans in his wake...

I would say it all American nonsense - but I might get shot down

Letter to employer retained

Didn't get any numbers on the lottery again.

Slept on the settee

Bumped out of my own bed as the missus had a friend staying.
he he she didn't know how loud she snores ( Result )


Grass is too Wet
Dam trying to get one last cut before winter sets in.
Just checked and its wet still. So no Sunday Grass Cutting Today.


Follow your nose
Hummm The smell of Sunday Lunch as you walk the streets.
Off to my Mums to enjoy a Sunday Lunch

LOL - Quite some funny lines here of late.

Yeah, haven't looked up traditions or history but it's probably a US thing for Halloween but I do see that many other Countries seem to have at least their own version of it. Maybe I'll read up on it when I get a free moment.

Thanks everyone for the funny lines.

COFFEE HAS GONE ?

In such a Rush i Drank my coffee real quick and left the building.

Mark in Deteriorating Headline Scandal
...sometimes you just gotta know when to call it a day!