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Up for sale in this listing is ONE (1) of the infamous Indestructible Walking-Stick Umbrellas! These umbrellas are ideal for security, self-defense, tactical protection, and even as a sturdy, reliable walking-stick. Get your hands on this amazing item while supplies last! These umbrellas are made in limited quantities. In case you rip your canopy, replacement canopies are also available upon special order request for $25 (free shipping in U.S.)Although nothing can ever truly be unbreakable, this umbrella comes amazingly and extremely close! You are most likely to become too tired to swing this umbrella anymore before it even comes close to breaking! This umbrella is no joke and could literally save your life one day. This would make an awesome gift to give or receive.Handle: Curved wide, rubber-covered.
Length 37.75 in/959 mm, open diameter 47 in/1194 mm,
weight 1 lb. 9.2 oz./715 g.
Each umbrella comes with a fabric sleeve/sheath
Crafty Dog (Marc Denny)
Dog Brothers Martial Arts
“The umbrella weighs less than two pounds, and is as strong as they
claim. Besides being an excellent impact weapon, it is also an excellent umbrella. Ours by
chance arrived on a day when there was a strong wind advisory, and we were not able to
make it turn inside out, in spite of our best efforts.
“If you need to carry an impact weapon, but are not in a position to
carry either a baton or a cane, we strongly recommend the Unbreakable Umbrella. If you are
merely looking for one of the best umbrellas available, we strongly recommend the
Unbreakable Umbrella.” -Crafty Dog (Marc Denny)
"Each umbrella comes
with a fabric sleeve/sheath. Our Unbreakable Umbrellas are handcrafted in limited
quantities from highest quality materials. Our umbrellas perform in rain and wind
just like the highest quality umbrellas." -Manufacturer
"Our Unbreakable Umbrellas are carried by the Presidential Security Group (PSG) of the Philippine President."-Manufacturer
[Creator of the Unbreakable Umbrella] with his
Unbreakable Umbrella on an airplane. Whenever he travels he takes it with him and he has
never had anyone question him about it.
The Unbreakable Umbrella works just as well as a very sturdy
walking stick or cane but does not make you look funny or feel awkward. Whacks just as
strong as a steel pipe but it weighs only 1 lb. and 8.8 oz. (705 g).
- Legal to carry everywhere
- Never raises suspicions
- Does not make you look silly (no strange looks if carried by an
Our Unbreakable Umbrella has no unusual parts, no more metal than an
average umbrella, it does not arouse suspicion, can be carried legally everywhere where
any weapons are prohibited, unlike a walking stick it does not cause strange looks if
carried by an able-bodied person, and it does protect from rain (it is covered in
state-of-the-art waterproof fabric). Anyone who can use a stick for defense can use this
Do you know how to swing a baseball bat? Do you know how to strike with
a sturdy stick? If you do, you know all you need to know...
Do you practice such martial arts as hapkido, jodo, kendo, kali,
escrima, le baton or la canne? Do you practitice with Chinese weapons or Indian weapons?
Then you know even more... and you can truly appreciate this Unbreakable Umbrella." -Manufacturer
This unbreakable umbrella would make a fine addition to a zombie-apocalypse type bail out bag too!
This is a real, working umbrella. It even has an auto open function, with the push of a button. This umbrella just so happens to be nearly indestructible, even if you are smashing it against extremely dense objects repeatedly.
The unbreakable umbrella vs. a rotten tree:
Limited Five (5) Year Warranty
The Unbreakable® Umbrellas are handcrafted from highest quality
materials. Unbreakable® Umbrella frames are warranted not to break under
normal use. This warranty does not cover damage caused by abuse or
accident, nor does it cover fabric.
Should the frame of this umbrella break under normal use (whatever is
normal for the strongest walking stick and an umbrella, of course)
within five years of the date of original purchase, please send it toNever-Thought-of-It Enterprises,
P.O. Box 335, Island Pond, VT 05846. Please include your original sales
receipt or order confirmation e-mail, your address, phone number, and
description of the defect. Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises will repair
or replace the umbrella at its discretion. Including the packaging slip from this transaction would be sufficient. You could also print the receipt from your email. If you prefer, I can handle most of the warranty return process for you. In these cases, the most you would have to do is confirm the cause of damage via email.
The warranty doesn’t cover fabric damage (unless the fabric is
defective) because even the highest quality umbrella fabric cannot be
guaranteed to withstand abrasive forces occurring at hard impact between
wiring of the frame and the stricken object. The Unbreakable® Umbrella
is for defending against elements (in every meaning of the word) and not
for clowning. It is covered in a high-quality waterproof fabric, not in
abrasion proof or slash proof fabric,because it has to look, weigh, and work like a normal umbrella, so do not expect this fabric to be undamaged if you hit heavy bags, baseball bats, and such things with it.
In case of fabric damage I suggest replacing the fabric. Contact me and I will give you a quote on replacement fabrics, and as always, the more you buy from me the more you save! Thanks for your interest!
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- 14 Day Return Policy
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