We needed this so I wrote it. Thought it may be useful for someone here.
This is used to mass-update posts. We used it because our video server moved so we had to iterate all posts and update the URL from the old video server to the new one.
It processed about 65,000 records in about 1 minute.
It's written in PHP and is designed to be run from the command line (CLI).
Today they call you "crazy". Tomorrow they call you "ahead of your time".
