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These type pictures work well on my forums and thought i would share if you haven't tried it yet. They can get quite funny  SO look at the Picture, what is the Old Man thinking?
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Pooh-Bah
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Where has the day and my hair gone?
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My ears are so big, I can hear my wife yellling at me, even though she's still at home.
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Carpal Tunnel
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Are they really going to park that Air Craft Carrier in front of my spot.
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Carpal Tunnel
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"Am I too late to see the Beatles in their home town?" 
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America the land of promise and hope " I read in a book" lol
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Dam Wind - Will have to buy an new cap 
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I the guy behind me with the camera doesn't **** off I'm gonna smack him in the nose!
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Btw i didn't take the picture lol...
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Is this the way to Amarillo, da da da de de da da da my pillow, .....
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Dam Wind - Will have to buy an new cap  Talking of wind it is 20 years ago today of the great storm of 87 - I remember it well. I was finishing my evening shift late at around 3am and we worked in a sound-proof computer building my colleague uttered the words as we were leaving 'I thought I could hear rain - yep must have been raining' Our carpark looked fine and then I drove home. No one was around and it was really quite ere - drove home often on the wrong side of roads and was not going to stop for anything - I ignored every red light etc., and just did not stop. I was 21 then and just wanted to get home - I don't think I saw a sole the whole way.... Got a call at 7am saying the morning chap couldn't get in - could I come back - I soon told them what they could do LOL (for the benefit of anyone else it was a hurricane with 100+ miles an hour winds that hit around 2-3am and claimed 17 lives and an awful lot of damage. Good old Michael Fish said on the forecast the previous evening 'someone has called the BBC to say that there is a hurricane on it's way - don't worry there isn't!' )
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I don't want to go back to the home 
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What shall i send Rick for his Anniversary lol Something Cheap it think ?
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a bic pen?
(other makes of disposable pens are available)
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function do_smarty($type) {
global $smarty;
$smarty->assign("salute",$this->_salute[$type]);
$smarty->assign("content",$this->_content[$type]);
$smarty->assign("header",$this->_header[$type]);
$smarty->assign("footer",$this->_footer[$type]);
if ($this->_numposts > 0) {
$smarty->assign("posts",$this->_posts[$type]);
} else {
$smarty->assign("posts","");
}
return $smarty->fetch($this->_tpl[$type]);
}
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Pooh-Bah
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...erm, and for those non-php'ers amongst us (gasp - there is one!) ...?
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function do_smarty($type) {
global $smarty;
$smarty->assign("salute",$this->_salute[$type]);
$smarty->assign("content",$this->_content[$type]);
$smarty->assign("header",$this->_header[$type]);
$smarty->assign("footer",$this->_footer[$type]);
if ($this->_numposts > 0) {
$smarty->assign("posts",$this->_posts[$type]);
} else {
$smarty->assign("posts","");
}
return $smarty->fetch($this->_tpl[$type]);
}
As you can see my php training has severed me well lol Said the "Old Man"
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/me bashes Mark S over the head with Giz-UNiT's spellcheck helper. 'severed' ?? 
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Old Man Thinks
"Humm that Fire Fox Dictionary is Crap"
But still better than me lol
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it's crap when you accidently click the "add word to dictionary" when trying to click the option above it which was the word you wanted to select  ...
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I click Undo lol
And Man Thinks "Will Bush ever get it right" lol
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I click Undo lol
And Man Thinks "Will Bush ever get it right" lol No, but he has a year left to continue to make things worse and more police state like England.
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Old Man
Live coverage of Romanov Ploplinski's visit to Russia's largest Vodka farm.
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Old Man "I'm so happy the wife moved to America, now bush has one more year" lol Bye Bye my little dumpling Right off to the pub 
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OLD MAN Corr she's ok  ( Now view this topic in the index page lol)
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Very good!  I'd never have seen that as I always view from 'Active Topics'.
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"I want my babyback, babyback, babyback, babyback, baby back, ribs"
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Linky Poo"Gotta learn how to do that next time" ...
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Fool
There on in every shopping centre lol
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Old man
7.3 i can see it coming
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Really? He's got better vision then me then and my eyesight is 20/10 
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His left eye is Bionic (I think he's the father of the Bionic Woman)
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So she calls him daddy? :snicker:
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Old Man Says
"Ive just watched a Gizzy SD Moment" For this month anyway.
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Otoplasty or not Otoplasty...? that is the question....
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"pumpkins, those darned bloody pumpkins..."
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"Hey, I can see Christmas from here"
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