Description
PNY GeForce RTX 5090 – $9,999
Excellent opportunity to own one of the most unique RTX 5090s currently available on .
This card features several exclusive modifications:
* Advanced 3-fan → approximately 1.5-fan conversion* Factory cooler upgraded with maximum airflow openings* Custom shattered acrylic design* One fan has been professionally relocated outside of the GPU* Multiple fan blades removed for additional weight savings* Heatsink exposed for easier visual inspection* Original packaging included — box has received a matching performance modification* No need to worry about cosmetic imperfections. They’re already included.
Condition:For parts / not working. EXTREME PHYSICAL DAMAGE.
This GPU arrived looking like it fought a FedEx truck and lost. The cooler/shroud and fans are severely broken as shown in the photos. Internal/PCB functionality is unknown and not guaranteed.
Why $9,999?
You’re not paying for performance.You’re paying for history.
RTX 5090: ~$5,000Shipping experience: PricelessEmotional damage: $4,999
IMPORTANT: This is a joke/prank listing, but the item pictured is the actual item being offered. DO NOT BUY THIS EXPECTING A FUNCTIONAL RTX 5090. SOLD AS-IS, FOR PARTS/REPAIR ONLY.
Serious collectors of catastrophic shipping damage only. 😂