LOL Rick. I don't know your wife, but I can assure you that she won't be jealous.
I don't get spam like that. I just get lots of e-cards, postcards, warnings of people who have infiltrated my bank accounts/Paypal/amazon/ebay accounts, offers to improve the size of an appendage that I don't even have, cures of baldness, and people in Nigeria who want to give me a lot of money.
Oh oh!! And I win the lottery at least three times a week.
