Once, when I was a small child, I fell into a cave and was surrounded by bats; my caretaker, Alfred, soon rescued me... Err wait, that's the preface to Batman, my bad. I was once bitten by a radioactive spid... no, not that one either, that's Spiderman. I was once a Norse God with a hammer that could only be held by one who was worthy... wait, no that's Thor... Hmm...