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no no no

Night all......

Watching Eastenders and a cup of coco lol

Ampsterdam?

Oh, right, it's the city of loud music.

Full of electricty.

and excitement, of course.

and hampsters. heh.

Roxane you dont have to use the red light !!

TIP : always check for a set of

I don't get it.

Roxanne was some words from "The Police" STING ???

And if your in Amsterdam, and you go in a Red Door
that's where the Lady's invite you in...

There not always lady's hence check for a set of

he he he

I know someone who got more than he bargined for lol

Dave your following me to up the post count lol

I knew of the Roxanne song. But I've never been to Amsterdam. or Ampsterdam, as Gizzy calls it. And I know nuthing about Red Doors, uh uh.

You pay to bounce up and down lol....

But you dont wanna pay if she has

mmmm, balls...

Now I get it.


Uh, gizzy? oh, nevermind.

Again, you Don't Ask, and Gizzy, you Don't Tell... lol

But, I like to tell!

Amsterdam was nice last year - stayed at some large Japanese hotel, rather nice.

What I do remember is some guy playing the didgerydoo (spelt wrong I know) in the main street LOL

Bloody Rolf Harris gets every where now lol..

Be nice you Piccadilly Circus boys

I wouldn't be playing a diggery, i'd be too busy gettin... :ahem:

ha ha ha

Do you think we will get a preview or list of the
new features to come with 7.2 or will we just
keep guessing and sugessting stuff?

no.....

















....next

To be honest I have no idea - as I have signed an NDA I couldn't say anyway - but I am sure it will be good.

But a couple of importers might come before 7.2

Sometimes the mystery is the fun

you can always become the new 'pink jazz'

Okay what do i have to do to become a Pink Jazz then?



And dont say Violated..

I think Mark wants to go for week number three of being Violated

Scary

You d get used to it yu know lol

nah, more giving them out

The best things in life are free,
including violations lol

But paying me off halts the bad violations; but keeps the good ones rolling on!

Is it just me or has anyone else noticed an increase of Spam?

ha ha ha

And you've contributed nicely

I suppose I ought to paste the spam song from Monty Python at this point

I only know "Look on the Bright Side of Life"

de dum de dum de dum

This is the sketch...

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

You can hear the song at

http://www.mailmsg.com/sounds/spam-song.wav