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Sometimes you get a spam email that is just too good to pass up!

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Aloha, my gentleman

This letter is of great importance. I am here in order to build my own Planet which will be called a Planet of Love. My future family will live there. Maybe it sounds stupid, but I am serious at present time. I have serious and firm intentions to find a good man and to create family with him.

I am tired of empty searches and short romantic dates. I need stable life, I need to love and to be beloved. I dream about the day when I will give my heart and devote my life to a good man.
I will call him "my Darling Husband" and I will be his "Sweet beloved Wife". Oh, so sweet words, I dream to hear them!

I see that you look for your second half, too. I ask you to stop your search at me. We are both single people, but we have everything for love: kind hearts, tenderness, hopes and dreams.
My heart will beat faster while I am (find me http://I_have_removed_your_domain.com ) waiting for your letter.
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Wow, the Planet of Love. Wonder if my wife would be jealous?

LOL Rick. I don't know your wife, but I can assure you that she won't be jealous.

I don't get spam like that. I just get lots of e-cards, postcards, warnings of people who have infiltrated my bank accounts/Paypal/amazon/ebay accounts, offers to improve the size of an appendage that I don't even have, cures of baldness, and people in Nigeria who want to give me a lot of money.

Oh oh!! And I win the lottery at least three times a week.

Yeh i keep getting them, and blue pill emails lol

i'm swompped with the stuff

Have your wife answer, just to laugh at the reply if she gets one.

Decisions, decisions. I don't have enough cash for both appendage implants. Maybe I'll see if the guy from Nigeria has some cash to spare for Viagra or appendage implants.

I used to get a lot of that, but so far so good. Very little of it comes to my e-mail accounts.

Hahaha, I'm really curious what Rick's wife would actually say..

My wife is curious about this lady who is always in touch with me called Svetlana (or was it Olga?) Apparently she comes from a really good family and she loves me.

What a lucky guy!

Lol; when I was working for the webhost I had several "favorite" clients; one of which was a nice lady (Claire IIRC) from Paris who liked sending me postcards... Oh lady from paris, why did you stop mailing me postcards...

My wife thinks I'm a spy because I receive more e-mails in Russian than English.

Dosvedanya!