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I did Ian .. well a partial one. See the last poem I wrote.

Read the terms & conditions mate.
You need to have 2500 posts or be a cutie to have poetry written about you.

Are you a cutie?

only in the little black dress I wear

Well, that's one for the gallery then...?

hrm, didn't you say you were 6'4" ?

that's a disturbing image.. don't tell me you have a french maid outfit too!! i can't handle it

Are you getting a little excited there SD?

Hooo - talk about quoting out of context...

Why thanks peeps? The Rap was sweet.

Back now and Alive
Ive been on a Offshore Survival Course.
Where you have to escape from a mock up Helicopter Underwater Upside down :omg:

Also a bit of Fire Fighting and Breathing Apparatus stuff.
Playing i'm in a life raft, and launching and recovering life boats, and lots of class room and video's.
All good fun

Why ?
Hopefully i can get some work offshore - North Sea / Norway
and you cant even get off the ground without the certificate.
I took the + Norwegian (5 Day) as its recognised globally.

What ive learned is that if my ass ends up in the
north sea i may as well kiss it goodbye.

So now i have returned to the best part of 2,000 e-mails
between these forums and my own. So i'm playing catch up.
I will be back to full strength again soon

Welcome back, Mark! I'm glad you didn't drown.

Hey dude - good to see you back
We *were* wondering....?





Outstanding! Been there done that! Love it!
(Dry suit or wet suit emergency?)




Yes - that's the truth.
Chances are it will never happen to you Mark (not with all your good UBBThreads Karma behind you!!!!!!)

Always the worst part of returning home, eh?

...and what, 65 - 80% spam?

welcome home cupcake .... :purrs:

:falls over backwards:

Giz - you are strangely (errm cupcake????) sweet.

you know you like it... lol

Well I think Gizzy is sweet.

Rose, you alone, and only you alone, could get away with this.....


luv ya,
d.

Awww .. and you're a sweety too, driv.

see, rose appreciates my dirty poetry :x...

Giz, here's a recipe for brownies - you might have the ingredients right there.

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Quick-and-Easy-Brownies/Detail.aspx

It was a Dry suit with all the gear on underneath (Overalls - Trainers Life jacket and a EBS (Emergency Breathing system) which just confused the issue lol.

Me Too Thanks kiss kiss

Same to you too Dumpling lol

Next is a Offshore Medical on Tuesday to tell me i'm unfit for $160 lol And then finally one more course in 2 weeks for a week just to make sure i know what a Rig is lol...

Then send off my CV to anyone and everyone lol
and then wait, for a nibble.

psh, hire me for 2 hours, it'll be a much better spendature of $160 lol...

btw rose, I have a huge allrecipe's account, as well as run a cookingesque community ... I just like betty crocker :X

btw, am i the onlyone who doesn't like walnuts?

I like walnuts. Giz, you're a cook? Sounds like you really enjoy it. What's your community?

Well sounds like fun if still in your youth. Recently did a normal SCUBA dive after being out of it for years and remembered how tiring it was just to put on the dang equipment here in decent water temp. Can't imagine doing COLD water dives.

I did basic and advanced diving but then got busy with other stuff and quit doing it.

Hopefully you have an extreme love of this sort of thing and not just wanting to do it cause someone said you'd make good money at it. Can easily get hurt with that sort of stuff. Buddy of mine did industrial under water recovery all over the World and got hurt a few times before he got out of it and started to a bit safer job like the rest of us.

Best Wishes guy.

'em amateur at best Rosie ... I'll send you off a pm.

Rose... Had to open this e-mail as I didn't know your last name or if it was even real

From: Rose Spencer



You're not moonlighting at some SPAMMING Company are you

NTDOC - I'm not doing any underwater stuff, its just a standard certificate you have to pass before you can go offshore. My Brain cant understand breathing and underwater at the same time lol.. So even if your an Admin to Brusher up you have to take the offshore survival course. There is a 3 day course for UK only and 5 day COET for the UK and Norwegian area's. How ever the Norwegian part of it is recognised globally due to its safety standards.

So me and my brush or what ever i get as a newbie wont be fitting in part time heroism lol.

LOL nt ... DEFINITELY not from me. But I get similar ones - maybe her friends?

That's bad [censored] that bridge coming down

Yes it was. I bet it was scary as heck for those that survived.

I'm surprised fatalities were as low as they were considering the amount of people on it at the time.

From here on the WHO'S ONLINE


Does that mean it can't find any ANONYMOUS users?

Lol, nice one nt ... 408 now though... Curious what the 'timeout explained' is ...

Well if anyone has any spare cash I could use one of these

1963 Pontiac LeMans - 2000hp Cruisin

I'll take it, but unfortunately the only spare cash I have is about $30 lol...

The DAM Book

I just love those DAM boos

YAWWWWWWWWWWWN

i'm sooooo tired today ?

Well we (+5 others) did end up walking around a cemetery at midnight last night.

Looking for ghosts.... ?

Why ?

Find any ?


Scary ?


Funniest Moment

Would you do it alone ?

Been there, done that, bought the calendar, likely to go back

Another GIZMO moment.

I too have felt that rage...