🧨 Holy Hand Grenade Sticker – Waterproof Vinyl Decal for Bottles & Laptops – Made in USA

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin…" — If you know the rest, this sticker’s for you. Inspired by the legendary Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the Holy Hand Grenade decal brings sacred silliness to your everyday items. Whether you’re a die-hard fan of British comedy or just love absurd medieval weaponry, this waterproof vinyl decal is a must-have.

Add it to your water bottle, laptop, or notebook and let the world know you counteth not to four, but three. Amen.

✅ Product Features:

• Waterproof Glossy Vinyl – Printed and laminated to resist water, scratches, and handling

• Iconic Parody Design – A bold and clean depiction of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

• Easy Peel & Stick – Applies smoothly to clean, flat surfaces with no mess

• Multiple Sizes Available – Great for laptops, bottles, toolboxes, and journals

• Made in the USA – Designed, printed, and shipped from Knoxville, TN using USPS First Class Mail

📦 Important Notes:

• Sticker sizes are measured by the widest part of the design

• Ink is not UV-resistant – long exposure to sunlight may cause fading

• Shipped in a plain white or red envelope – don’t mistake it for junk mail!

• Handling time is listed at 2 days due to family/home-school obligations, but most orders ship same or next day

• Questions or special requests? Reach out anytime

🔧 Recommended For:

• Laptops & Tablets

• Water Bottles & Tumblers

• Clipboards & Toolboxes

• Hard Hats (1.5”–2”)

• Coolers & Ice Chests

• Journals & Notebooks

• Fridges & Lockers

• Phone Cases & Indoor Walls

❌ Not Recommended For:

• Car bumpers or exterior windows

• Long-term outdoor use (due to lack of UV resistance)

🔥 Why Choose This Sticker?

The Holy Hand Grenade Sticker is more than just a funny decal — it’s a sacred relic of geek culture. Built for durability and designed to entertain, it’s perfect for Monty Python fans, nerdy gift-givers, or anyone who appreciates high-quality, low-brow comedy. Thou shalt not pass this one up.

🛒 Add one to your cart today, lest ye be smitten by the Rabbit of Caerbannog.

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