.....AAAAAAAAAAAA! Sorry, it's just that I am SO FRUSTRATED right now! This is killing my brain! Okay, 1 step at a time...
1) I downloaded the freeware UBB
2) I followed the Infopop Installation Guide until step 8.
3) It says to click on "General Settings" in the control panel.

But when I do, the window says: "The Page Cannot Be Found" and "The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable."

Not only that... ALL the links say that. I followed and double checked everything carefully. WHAT'Z THE PROBLEM??