i'll run that query and include the POST_BODY stuff to see.. i shoulda done that before, actually
it actually came up with 5441 posts, which was to be expected as PMs are now really a thread.
dates show they are from 2 yrs ago.. and i have no clue which flavor of UBB classic was used at that time.
regardless, i just pruned the pm topics and their posts out where it involved user 1 for now.