One humbly bows down before the great Gizmo....

One surely meant... purely in terms of less than fifteen characters this month alone oh great and wise spammer of the western suns.....

Whereby, one feels the great Gizmo does not - in his greatness - wish to post puerile and ineffective postings!

Oh Lord of spam - greatfully accept thou{*1} underlings simple appologies and forgive any feeble pretence at aping ones greatness.......


{*1} What the hell is the possessive of 'thou'?