That happened to a good mate of mine.
An American* as it happens.
His wife got him to redecorate the whole house - fit an extension (a den? whatever the hell that is) and then told him to **** off on Christmas day.
Wow - that's a special sort of person that could do that!!!!
* Are we allowed to call you American these days? Or is there a more politically correct term?
(More PC madness) Radio one yesterday banned the words faggot and slut from the classic 'Fairytale Of New York' by the Pogues (& Kirsty MacColl)
"You're a bum, you're a punk, you're an old slut on junk, lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed,"
"You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot, Happy Christmas your arse, I pray God it's our last,"
Erm - Radio 2-3-4-5 ignored the censor.
Radio #1 'reconsidered' and today lifted the ban.
Sigh!