Never had Trick or Treat when I were 'lad
by driv (age 64)
We never had this nonsense when I were a young 'un complained a bitter old fart.
He went on to say - I went away to sunny climates for a few years then when I got back there were reprobates and thugs roaming the streets every Halloween.
All householders over 25 should be armed he said then fell backwards down a flight of stairs leaving a trail of Stella-Artois cans in his wake...
