i tried several like those, didn't "do it for me" so to speak...
i came up with a couple, though nothing as short and sweet as gwi.net
notyouortech.com
not exactly short, but easy to say and remember.
"No matter where you go, there you are."
"If you can't do something smart, Do something right"
"There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count, and those who can't"
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