I used to have an ibm dos 1.0 book, I kept it for years as a memento, had the actual floppy in it and all.. finally purged my belongings about 7 years ago and that was one of the things to go.

"No matter where you go, there you are."
"If you can't do something smart, Do something right"
"There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count, and those who can't"