lol.. this is addicting
guest@xkcd:/$ nano
Seriously? Why don't you just use Notepad.exe? Or MS Paint?
guest@xkcd:/$ emacs
You should really use vim.
guest@xkcd:/$ vim
You should really use emacs.
guest@xkcd:/$ top
It's up there --^
guest@xkcd:/$ man
Oh, I'm sure you can figure it out.
guest@xkcd:/$ help
That would be cheating!
guest@xkcd:/$ cat
You're a kitty!