:snicker: Born and raised in SE Portland (the area now incorporated as Milwaukie)...
Lets see... Some of my favorites just of the top of my head would have to be:
Big Ass SandwichesVoodoo DoughnutsOMSIJapanese GardensLan Su Chinese GardenSaturday MarketOregon ZooInternational Rose Test GardenPortland Art MuseumIf it was summer time I'd recommend just people watching at Waterfront park, but it's still too cold for a lot of that...
There is a lot of shopping, we've got Clackamas Town Center Mall, Lloyd Center Mall, Mall 205 (which is kinda trashy), Pioneer Place Mall (right down town, on 4 city blocks), Washington Square Mall, and some various other shopping destinations.
Travel Portland also has a lot of ideas...
You should be able to get more ideas at:
Travel Portland listing of AttractionsTravel Portland listing of Activities