LOLOL!!!! Regex is a lot different in PHP vs Perl. They redefined enough to JUST mess you up (example; == or eq)
Have noticed one thing though. If your running a server, and a lot of your code is in PHP, you should install Zend's optimizer. It's not a hard install, and it speeds things up quite a lot.
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Forgive me Father, for I know not what I do.
