Excellent!
They are all impressive, but the third one brought me out in a cold sweat!
I was living in the Middle East at the time and we were all drinking siddique (A sort of moonshine - several times as strong as vodka). When we all woke up in the morning [1] *nobody* could remember what happened. We found a camera and had to get the film developed to piece together the story....
1. My forehead was so swollen I could bearly open my eyes, I couldn't go to A&E for fear of being arrested! [2]
2. I was arrested at a later date in a flurry of 9mm handguns - but that's another story...
