Well crap.
'SQL_LOG_PATH' => 'C:Inetpubvhostsgame-master.netlogs',
'ADMIN_LOG_PATH' => 'C:\\Inetpub\\vhosts\\game-master.net\\logs',
As you can see, the SQL_LOG_PATH looks like sh*t. Looks like someone messed up the processing of '\' characters.
'ADMIN_LOG_PATH' looks good tho.
How about I set the 'SQL_LOG_PATH' to the same value as 'ADMIN_LOG_PATH'???