Alright Ruben, so you're saying even EBB wouldn't be able to get into anything FTP. I wonder why my host didn't even tell me about that...I've been on the phone with them 3 times now and they've told me every option has been exhausted and I needed to check with "the people who set up my forum", which they told me was EBB.

I'll call them back and tell them I need my FTP files, yes? Would there be any legitimate reason they couldn't provide me with such?

Thanks again man, you're a lifesaver.