HAH! None of you - I repeat - NONE of you, know the torture of a wife who wants to re-carpet the entire house in one go.

I thought she'd be happy when I (stupidly) said yes...

It didn't occur to me that EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF WOODWORK THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE WOULD NEED ATTENTION...

Along with every ceiling, wooden doorframe, windowframe, wardrobe - (internal & external) etc etc etc

Who knows how women think??????

So far, I've seen a quick £3500 carpeting job turn into a £12,000 'project'.

And she's not finshed yet cry cry cry sick

If we had a mansion - I'd understand (perhaps), but we don't ....